CHAFP Compost

A scientific innovation created by a group of bright students as a new type of compost consisting of charcoal ash and fruit peels.

I used CHAFP compost and my plant grew about 9 meters in an hour!

by Very bright students August 29, 2022

Kate Compost

A composting of food scraps, eggshells, and leftovers made by literally throwing foodstuff out the back door and into the backyard. There does not need to be any real or intended garden or compost, and if there is, you certainly don't need to aim for it.

Popular for its ease and lack of waste. As long as you throw far and don't maintain your yard, who cares where it will decompose!

Kate: "This is how you compost, right?" *throws banana peel into backyard*

Razz: "Breakfast done, just gotta trash the eggshells and scrape off the bacon grease."
Leif: "Let's make a Kate Compost!" *toss paper plate out the back door*

by RazzInTown September 9, 2011

Go compost yourself

Ultimate eco-nerd insult, invented by lifeguards in Pittsburgh. Your not worth trash, or recycling, you need to decompose and come back as a plant.

“Jared, you forgot to bring the kombucha! Go compost yourself”

by plantlord69 May 26, 2019

Love compost

The remnants of a rather twisted sexual encounter in which one or both parties are left with pooh all over them.

yeah, that tracy bird is well kinky, we got up to all sorts of crazy stuff last night, i left her place with love compost all over my chest!!!

by angry bry February 13, 2009

Cleveland Compost Heap

The act of fucking a girl on her period then fucking her in the ass with your bloody dick. Then she takes a dump on your chest, then you take a dump on hers and then you wrestle. Then you sleep together without taking a shower...chest to chest.

I gave my grandma a cleveland compost heap at her funeral.

by TheBird December 21, 2008

british compost

When you puke in a girl's butthole then have buttsex with her.

Yo, I british composted my girl last night.

by Tommy Hillfigure March 12, 2015

Computer Compost

When your doing your lady reverse cowgirl with your thumb deep in her butt

Last night my husband decided to Computer Compost me, with my ass in the air and my boobs dangling on his legs. We decided then and there we needed to invest in puppy pads or a new mattress.

by mcfitztillery November 13, 2018