A Collins is someone who has an absolutley amazing, hot, sexy body, but an ugly face (especially males). When you first meet a Collins you are so blinded by their hot body, that you
don'
t realize that their face isn't so...hot. Anyway, similar
words are: Butterface, hot-bod-
fug-face, etc.
A Collins'
perfect present would be a paper bag, so they can cover up their face, and then let us continue enjoying the beauty that is their rock-
hard abs!
When one notices a Collins, it is very much okay and normal to feel the need to say " Coooolllllliiiiiinnsssss" in a very stretched out, sense of the word. It emphasizes the joy of spotting a Collins!
Originated by Quichilla and Jame-Star
a.k.a
Tiff V.W, and Jay S.
Example 1:
"Yo girl...look at that
guy. He is soooo
HOT!"
"Uh...no hun. Look at his face."
"Oh, shit yeah....but wow, his body sure is fan-fuckin-tastic!"
"Totally, he is such a Collins"
Example 2
"His body is SO fine! But that face....we need a paper bag in the hiz-
house!!!!"
"
Totes! What a Collllllliiiiiiinnnssssss"
Example 3
"He's got a nice bod!"
"Ya, but lets just squint one eye and place our thumb over his face. Enjoy!"
"Omg, totally, what a Collins!"
"Oooo girlll! Cooooolllliiiinnnssss"