Someone who stares at a males crotch region for a prolonged period of time.
Someone who only has eyes for the cock.
Someone who only has eyes for the cock.
Chris: did you notice julie staring at my package at the party last night?
Ted: yeah, that bitch has major cockeyes.
Ted: yeah, that bitch has major cockeyes.
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Get the cockered mug.The cockeye is the hole at the tip of the penis. The slit like shape of it has spawned the name 'japseye', due to its similarity the the ocular region of Japanese people.
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