cement smiley

Popularized by some movie about America and history and maybe an X, it's when you get really mad at someone for hanging out infront of their house so you kick the shit out of them and then take their face to the curb and rest their upper mouth on the cement and then jump on their head as hard as you can, causing their teeth and jaw to get smushed into their brains. Usually causing death or the horrendous condition known as "British Teeth"

Her blowjobs were never the same after that Cement Smiley.

by Jerry's Kid April 20, 2004

cement shoes

When you are running from the cops, its hard to do, so it's like you're wearing cement shoes.

From Snoop Dogg:
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
You're family's crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you

by Dylanf February 24, 2007

cement sandwich

The act of gluing two bitches together with your own semen. Presumably after fornicating furiously.

Those bitches didn't even know the meaning of ladies night till I served them a cement sandwich...!

by KTitties May 17, 2014

cement slippers

1) Something in your life that is weighing heavy on your mind, a burden, an obstacle.

2) The cement block created by wet cement poured over a person’s feet to weigh down a body before it is thrown into deep water.

I have finally paid down my student loans and my car’s transmission dies on me. This car has been like wearing a pair of cement slippers.

by joecoolthefool May 7, 2018

Walter Clements

someone who likes fire trucks and moster trucks

Walter Clements:
walter

by NovemberIsDumb March 14, 2019

Nate Clements-ed

The unfortunate circumstance of a defensive player who is carrying the football carelessly en-route to a touchdown after a turnover and an opposing player comes from behind and punches the ball out.

On 10/3/2010 49ers d-back Nate Clements intercepted a pass at mid field in a game against the Falcons with little time left on the clock and a lead. Had he run out of bounds, his team would have easily gone on to win their first game of the season. Nate Clements instead chose to return the interception and while waiting for blocks to set up, was chased down by Roddy White and Nate Clements-ed. The falcons would go on to win on a field goal.

by The Amalamps October 6, 2010

st clements college

St Clements college is a school with idiotic teachers like Ms.farrel who has been teaching since the stone age,Ms beehan who is a dictator when it comes to religion

Oh you go to "St Clements college" Unlucky you

by Tobey maguire May 25, 2019