Clunt

Cross between clunge and cunt

aww man I met this girl last night and she had the tidiest clunt I've ever seen!

by Jewishphill September 01, 2011

clunt

Hillary Clinton, used mostly by conservatives

We must stop the Clunt from gaining the presidency in 2008 or else she will put us patriots to death. -Norman Podhoretz

by A Rabid Right-Winger August 24, 2006

Clunt

Clinton + cunt = Clunt

The fucking clunt actually thinks she can run for President and win.

by Rrothchild July 15, 2018

clunt

Clown+Cunt=Clunt a code word that can be used to describe those you dislike.

All starbucks store managers are Clunts!!!!!
It's only coffee you damn Clunt.
Melanie and Mimi are such Clunts.

by z91287 September 25, 2008

clunt

a business client that is very nasty and acts like a cunt

my clunt was being really hellish today

by s.d. May 06, 2004

clunt

The combination of a client who also happens to be a cunt.

I was visiting a major customer of ours when that clunt told me to fuck off and buy her another drink.

by dudemanshit February 19, 2011

Clunt

A word invented by Midwestern Proctologists describing a single, immensly compact peice of fecal matter formed around a hair in the vicinity of the anus. Typically the word is used in plural as finding one clunt often leads to finding an entire cluster.

I reckon if there's one clunt, there ought to be a cluster. Keep pickin' at it.

by Hanz Buttersworth November 19, 2004