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Sitting on a cigar

Dude! Stop at the next rest stop. I'm sitting on a cigar.
by Chipf70 March 11, 2012
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Cigar Farts

Noun: used to define extremely bad gas one encounters after a night of drinking and smoking cigars.
John: "Man, the case of Budweiser was bad, but I shouldn't have had that second Arturo Fuente last night, I really stunk up the house with my Cigar Farts this morning."

Mike: "John had a bad case of the Cigar Farts this morning. Must have been another night of Bud Heavy and heaters on the rooftop deck last night".
by Arturo Fuente December 23, 2011
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ciganin

a veri black man in the region of bULGARIA and its unpleasent to speak to the people from this origin because they attack every human who passes their territory called MAHALATA.Most offtenly they are black , ugly ,steal money and want to get in fights.They ussually have 20 children at the age on 25 or so. Very proub
Tup ciganin smotan da ti e*a maikata ve pomiar grozen mahai se ve
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Cigaregret

The feeling you get when you've smoked one too many cigarettes and you begin to feel sick to your stomach from nicotine overdose.
Man, I shouldn't have smoked that cigarette during my lunch break because now I have cigaregret.
by Lorddino August 18, 2015
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Cigasoy

feeling : when something makes you feel icky inside but you can't put it in words
adjective : when someone is behaving in a certain way that is icky (negative)
im getting cigasoy vibes from her.
why is he being so cigasoy
by saggitarius_sushi March 12, 2021
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Cigarection

A word to describe the feeling a person develops when craving the nicotine satisfaction provided by tobacco products.

A person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. If the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.

This word is particularly common amongst core analysts and bee keepers.
"Gee, drilling all these plugs is really giving me a cigarection"

"These bees are behaving inappropriately, I'm off to satisfy my cigarection"

"I have a boner and a cigarection, I think I can manage to simultaneously smoke and wank while the boss isn't looking"
by Ajit_Singh January 15, 2013
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Laramie Cigarettes

A fictional cigarette company found in the Simpsons. It is often used to satirize cigarette advertisements in the media.
"God bless mommy, and daddy, and Laramie Cigarettes."

"Because we aren't allowed to advertise on television (takes a smoke)...ah, that sweet Carolina smoke...."

"I'm as happy as a smoker taking that first puff in the morning!"
by ClassicRockSovereign October 22, 2009
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