A replacement noun for any of the various food products ending with "O's" that contain a large amount of unhealthy qualities, or any other spherical foodstuffs such as donuts, cookies, etc.
"Hey mother, what are you making for dinner tonight?"
"Well, I was considering conjuring up some onion rings as an appetizer, some spaghetti o's for the main course, and some donuts and Oreo's for dessert."
"Yeah right, why don't we throw in some Cholester O's while we're at it."
"That's a great idea!"
"Well, I was considering conjuring up some onion rings as an appetizer, some spaghetti o's for the main course, and some donuts and Oreo's for dessert."
"Yeah right, why don't we throw in some Cholester O's while we're at it."
"That's a great idea!"
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"Biggie Smalls dined at cholesteraunts....you could tell because when he came out with a new rap song, he sounded as if he had jelly doughnut throat. It was almost as if he'd acquire athersclerosis at any moment!"
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Person 2: "Bitch please, I'm cholestrolling!"
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Person 2: "Hahaha... cholestrololol"
Person 1: "STFU D:<"
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Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
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