chimo

An abbreviation for 'child molester,' commonly used to describe someone who prefers partners that are of an illicite age bracket, or toddlers. These people are considered the lowest of the low, but we still have plenty of chimo jokes we like to tell our friends, don't we.
Joke: What's better than having sex with two eighteen year olds? Having sex with eighteen two year olds.

"Nathan's brother Mike is a total fucking chimo."
by Anonymous June 05, 2003
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child molester. Used for men that lure at girls. Men that whistle at you as they drive by, or inappropriately honk their horn to suggest a sexual interest. Used to define an older man who appears to be attracted to a younger female whom they do not know.
That guy just whistled at me! What a chimo!
by d-town January 25, 2005
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You like Justin Beiber???? You's a chimo!!! child molester
by simply mindless February 07, 2011
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ChiMo

child molester, pedofile, person with an unexplained attraction (fetish even) towards toddler toys and appliances
hey Mark, did Serin show you her new toddler table set? dude she is such a ChiMo
by Leotard January 18, 2008
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1) Slang for child molester. Used to describe a creepy person or car.

2) Used to describe someone dating another person significantly younger than them.
1) Person 1: Where did you park?

Person 2: Next to the white chimo van.

Person 1: Dont get raped when you go back to your car!

2) Person 1: Demi Moore is way too old for Ashton Kutcher!

Person 2: You can say that again! She is such a chimo!
by A. Nelprobe September 20, 2010
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(n). Describing a person, man or woman, making a move on a person/child under 18 and MORE than 15 years younger than said person.
Man 1 (age 35): "Bob, check out that chick...she's gotta be, what...14, 15?.....I would do her..."

Man 2 (age 31): "She's not even a molestable yet! Fuckin' chimo! God!...I don't even know why i hang out with you..."

Man 1 (age 35): "Cause you're a fagmo...."
by Shell Station June 15, 2008
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The Troll who works at our cafeteria. She has a peg-leg and asks young children if they want some pork with their fries.
Man, that bitch is such a chimo. I saw her yesterday slappin' up this kid who didn't want no pork with his fries.
by Ass Raider May 14, 2003
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