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deck chairs

Aimlessly and hopelessly attempting to achieve a goal that is already lost.

Derives meaning from the phrase, "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."
"Mike is clearly going to fail his Criminal Law final. His studying is nothing but deck chairs."
by TBLBHK May 13, 2006
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chaversham

Town in kent formerly called Faversham. Due to the recent and constant increase in chavs the town has since been renamed.
1) 'Fancy a trip to faversham'
2) 'No chance, too many chavs for my liking. Think i'll give chaversham a miss.'
by Paul Johnston November 16, 2006
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Musical Chairs

When there are an equal amount of males and females and the females sit on the males faces. When the music turns on, the females get up and allow one male to leave the circle. Abruptly, when the music turns back off, the females scramble to sit on the remaining of the males faces leaving one female still standing.
As Ben left the musical chairs circle, April was too slow and was throne-less for her queening.

Reference: "Queening"
by Nastyyy_nate October 27, 2014
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Chairsexual

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.
Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.
by Bosami November 19, 2013
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chairsatan

Ben Bernanke is chairsatan
by politikalyogi July 13, 2011
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nigger chasers

When you break the sticks off of bottle rockets, creating a condition where lighting them causes them to fly in all directions, causing widespread panic in a somewhat confined space.
Q: How was camping?

A: It was pretty fun - until Arlo threw a handful of nigger chasers into the bonfire, then all hell broke loose
by littlekicker April 2, 2006
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sack chasers

a grimey ass ho who wants all your dough
"I can't fuck with that bitch no more, she just a sack chasing ho
by D-Dubz June 13, 2004
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