by A-Train April 06, 2005
by Steve101101001010 September 06, 2011
An evil to society. Now they censor everything in the US fucking A. Just because a bunch of dumb religious parents don't want their kids to know what a penis is doesn't mean the rest of society should be prevented from knowing. Plus many things censored are natural instincts (sex, masturbation, etc.) and therefore people will find ways to learn about them, even with censorship.
by your mother wants me October 18, 2005
Censorship is blocking stuff from being viewed or hiding things because they are inappropriate.
destroying things that should never be seen or concealing words that should not be read or even replacing words that are said with other words because they too are inappropriate. you know those beeps you hear on shows when people say a word? well those beeps mean that that person said a bad word and the word has been censored by a loud beep that hides the noise it makes.
destroying things that should never be seen or concealing words that should not be read or even replacing words that are said with other words because they too are inappropriate. you know those beeps you hear on shows when people say a word? well those beeps mean that that person said a bad word and the word has been censored by a loud beep that hides the noise it makes.
Example of Censorship:
"Did your mouth ever get so dry you couldnt moist it back to wet using your salliva? couldnt finish that lollypop cause you didnt drink that cup of water you were supposed to?
SYNTHETIC SALLIVA IS THE PRODUCT FOR YOU!!!
(CONTAINS REAL SALLIVA)
SYNTHETIC SALLIVA OFFERS YOU THE MOISTIEST MOISTINESS ANY SALLIVA CAN OFFER! You can even listen to some of our happy customers:
"I used synthetic salliva, it helped so much it made me wanna go suck on my husbands dLOLLYPOP"
"I needed synthetic salliva so i can lick on my gBEEPy lover's bSACK O'POTATOES"
"My husband needed synthetic salliva so badly when i gave it to him he took me to the sCANDY STORE as gratitude and we had so much fun"
"WHAT THE FBIPCK DO YOU THINK YOUR'E DOING!? HUH!? I'M ASKING YOU A MOTHERFBIIPCKING QUESTION!!! YOU MADE ME RAM MY FBIIIPING HEAD ON THE CAR'S FBIIIIPING DOOR!!!"
"Did your mouth ever get so dry you couldnt moist it back to wet using your salliva? couldnt finish that lollypop cause you didnt drink that cup of water you were supposed to?
SYNTHETIC SALLIVA IS THE PRODUCT FOR YOU!!!
(CONTAINS REAL SALLIVA)
SYNTHETIC SALLIVA OFFERS YOU THE MOISTIEST MOISTINESS ANY SALLIVA CAN OFFER! You can even listen to some of our happy customers:
"I used synthetic salliva, it helped so much it made me wanna go suck on my husbands dLOLLYPOP"
"I needed synthetic salliva so i can lick on my gBEEPy lover's bSACK O'POTATOES"
"My husband needed synthetic salliva so badly when i gave it to him he took me to the sCANDY STORE as gratitude and we had so much fun"
"WHAT THE FBIPCK DO YOU THINK YOUR'E DOING!? HUH!? I'M ASKING YOU A MOTHERFBIIPCKING QUESTION!!! YOU MADE ME RAM MY FBIIIPING HEAD ON THE CAR'S FBIIIIPING DOOR!!!"
by FLking August 31, 2007
What stupid soccer moms do to stop their childern from listening or watching or playing "devilish" media. When in reality it all comes back to the first amendment about free speech. If you don't like it change the channel change the station. dont ruin it for the rest of us whose parents arent retarted enough to stop us from learning what were goin to anyways. And ANYONE and i mean ANYONE who kills someone or cuts their wrists or commits a serious crime or suicide b/c of music games or tv DOESNT DESERVE TO LIVE
Curtis killed 38 people with a harpoon gun because he watched the osbournes... ya thats it.
So censorship must be the answer.
So censorship must be the answer.
by Ranger Rimjob September 20, 2005
Censorship makes little Billy here more interested in what he is not allowed to see, therefore he goes to great lengths he might not have gone to, to find out just what he is not allowed to know.
by someguy June 04, 2004
Well, I guess UrbanDicktionary isn't going to let me define PG anymore. They fucking removed a definition that had been up for a year. How about this: underage pussy doctor. You can't censor that. Who's underage? The doctor or the pussy? And what's underage? Under 40? Under 25? Assholes. You let half-literate douche bags define "Punk'd" for fuck sakes. C'mon "Punk'd?" At least fucking spell it right. I'm fucking out of here, c'mon Carl let's go eat fried chicken.
Censorship is a terrrible, terrible thing invented in the fall of 2003 to keep the thoughts and zingy, one-liners of Ben Edelman from reaching the public. People who vote for George W. Bush and who secretly touch small, woodland creatures in no-no places support censorship. God it's great to drink in the morning.
by The Original Slim Bavis April 01, 2005