Celery

One of the worst tasting foods ever to exist. You have to be crazy to eat it

Me-"Michelle why are you eating celery!?"
Michelle-"Celery is so good for you"
Me- "Don't be ridiculous"

by Vaughan Derrick September 11, 2008

Celery

A code name for a girl who watches people on the low-key for security reasons.

Celery where was he going?

Celery I'm shot save yourself.... Get out of here! .......there he was.

by Joeys Words. September 10, 2017

celery

sex

jane: i spent the night at jason's house!
kate: oh my gosh, did you guys have celery?
jane: yes!!

by kelsi_xxx November 03, 2008

Celery

Satan`s food.

Celery is made from the deepest pits of hell

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

Celery

Makes your brain hurt/ makes you think

Man, you are being celery right now! Or: Stop being celery!

by Stevensons July 06, 2020

Celery

A poisonous fungus usually found growing under houses in Southern Ontario.

Erin had to call the poison control department when she discovered she had celery growing underneath her cottage in Canada.

by the mike stah November 07, 2008

False Celery

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.

As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."

by boatbutter August 22, 2006