Clown Show

when people are really screwing up an activity that should be fairly straight forward.

You see the way those guys are fixing my car?
Ya, what a clown show.

by MexicoSean March 17, 2005

clown sidez

The unfortunate result of balding on top yo' head yet maintaining lucious locks on the back and sidez.

Did you guys see Derrick before he started shaving his head? He had a serious case of clown sidez goin' on.

by t_rexy May 5, 2017

clown fiesta

A ridiculous scenario in which no one is really sure on what is taking place.

"Bro, that party last night was a total clown fiesta," said Chad.

by Big clown October 19, 2015

Fucking Clown Shoes

Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.

This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Clown Down

The expression used by FitMC, a Historian/YouTuber "On the Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft." This expression can be used when beating someone on Minecraft in a PVP battle, most likely with cheat clients. Used by only the most alpha of males. Must be bald to use this.

YES! Clown down baby, clown down. My hack client is better than yours.

by The Figgler Lover 27 February 17, 2021

Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC

Former military or police who inflate their accomplishments and bring a giant ego to their next job, especially in training. After leaving the military, Tier-One Ass-Clowns put in the role of instructor of weapon and tactics usually endanger students with a toxic mix of their own ego and flawed training doctrine.

Ben: What did Ralph and Bert do in the military before they came to training?

Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.

Ben: That explains the ego.

What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".

Curtis: Word

by Mil3Druid3 January 4, 2015

Clown cake

A diss, joke, insult, or smack talk that is particularly weak, lame, or unfunny.

After being insulted: "Your clown cake material bores me. Come up with something better before you come at me again. Maybe then I'll take you seriously."

by rweyh August 1, 2012