C.R.U.M.P.

Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.

If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.

Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."

by VRnomore April 27, 2010

C.H.U.M.

Cannibalistic-Human-Undead-Mutant. It looks like fish bait, but, it moves and wants your brains.

Ghouls, zombies, banshees are all C.H.U.M.s.

by Gung-Gung October 16, 2021

R E C T U M

The spaced out word that defines the way of life and decency the only comical way to get through life is the r e c t u m. and no it is not just your butt it is your soul.

thats big R E C T U M
HEY WTF R E C T U M

THEY TAKE A SHIT OUTTA THERE R E C T U M

by landwheat April 15, 2020

M.U.C

Manly Ugly Cunt. either a male or female that possess cunt-like personalities

Are you kidding me she's a total M.U.C.

by calisto May 24, 2008

S.U.C.M

The place in the Bad Guys movie where they get sent, its a big jail

We got sent to the S.U.C.M
S.U.C.M is a hilarious name lol

by Defsnotateenagekidrn November 12, 2022

M.U.C.S

M.U.C.S (Most Used Clothing Store) is a popular clothing store in eastern Canada. They sell everything from shoes to scarfs. They are known for employing people in well off communities.

I am going to stop bt M.U.C.S after work to grab a pair of sneakers.

by Wally Ritchie 69 March 7, 2019

c.c.c.m.u.a.f.f.f.m.u

its lyrics from a song called cluster, by slipknot.

"cvt, cvt, cvt me up and f^ck, f^ck, f^ck me up"

people who say it have a kn^fe k^nk.

me: "c.c.c.m.u.a.f.f.f.m.u"

friend: "whats that mean?"
me: "k^nky sh^t bro.."

by smdkylo June 21, 2022