Buttward

When someone sits their fat arse on your head, imprinting the shape of their butt on to your face.
Named after the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Patrick sat on Squidward.

Ouch! You fell on me
*looks in mirror*
NOOO! I'm a Buttward!!!

by Petermelon October 15, 2011

Buttwagger

Someone who is a substancial annoyance to you, either through their stupid actions or unpleasant personality.

Seriously, she did that? What a buttwagger!

by Curby7 December 2, 2016

Buttwarm

When you sit on a seat on the subway after someone gets up from it, and the seat is still warm from that person's butt.

Ughhh! This seat is still buttwarm.

by DOGGGGGGGGGGG!! January 21, 2022

Buttsaxual

One who is aroused at the idea of performing anallingus on another's butt sack. Not to be confused with buttsexual.

Travis is a flamboyant buttsaxual.

by J.Donald January 17, 2008

Brazillian Butt wax

while having anal sex a guy keeps tapping that ass till he nuts, he nuts on her asscheeks and with his balls waxes her ass

Jack: uhh Uhh UHH! im comming!.....on ur ass cheeks!
Jackina: omg! i love ur Brazillian Butt wax

by angelesmadera April 2, 2008

buttward

The direction of a persons butt

Chick: You were just checking out my butt
Guy: No I wasn't, I was just looking in your buttward direction, and your pink phone in your butt pocket caught my attention

by HannibalDoc January 12, 2012

buttwater

An ugly, hairy person who has no hygene.

Michael is the biggest buttwater in the world.

by Sexy Unanymous May 17, 2006