Buttsick

Unusually uncomfortable case of diarrhea (loose bowels)

Dude, I'm so buttsick right now. Must've been the burrito...

by Rocksteadycrew2 February 3, 2012

buttsicles

typically happens in colder climates in the winter when you have been in a bar or warm indoor climate for a significant amount of time and your butt starts to sweat. When you leave and go out side, all of a sudden you have icicles in the crack of your ass from frozen sweat.

I wanted to leave that concert so bad but now these buttsicles are making me think twice.

by semadar August 4, 2008

William m buttlicker

Appeared on the office, is Jim’s pseudonym when trained my Michael in a fake sales call.

My name is William m buttlicker! We built his country thank you very much!

by PursoneWhuWrootesStoof April 22, 2018

Buttlicker

A person who sucks up to someone so much they are practically licking their butt.

it's also like 'suck up' or 'ass kisser.'

Luna's the biggest buttlicker, she's so annoying and nobody likes her, thats harsh but it's kind of true sorry.

by lisaisnotasimp April 15, 2020

buttsick

Complaining; fretful; cranky. Having or revealing feelings of whininess, irritability, disappointment, or arrogance. Attitude of dissatisfaction or sickness, commonly attributed to over-consumption of alcohol.

Why are you so buttsick?

by jacko_jackson February 23, 2014

Buttpicker

An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-respect, and life goals.

Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.

Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.

Ben: “Look, Dave. Another buttpicker is waddling towards the free Twinkies.”

Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”

by genitaltraffic4781 March 29, 2019

buttickle

its when you need to be so you tickle you butt to go

man i couldnt be so i had to pull a buttickle

by Danny Sway April 11, 2005