buttspread

An ointment applied to a noob's buttock to relieve pain when suffering from a severe ass kicking.

Noob 1: Ouch! I thought melee was the A button the whole time! LAWLZ. I totally got my ass kicked!
Noob 2: Here's some buttspread. Don't use a lot... I'm running low.

by Brenden Noll November 22, 2007

buttcream

AYE NICE ASS YOU GOT THERE MMMMM SHAKE IT BOOTY QUAKE IT

buttcream on booty

by FappyHappyFrank March 12, 2014

Buttscrumble

Verb: Something you can do to someone else's butt, but not your own. You grap opposing cheeks, and just scrumble them as HARD and FAST as you can.

New Tumbler Post: I buttscrumbled my cat last night and now I'm in the ER :(

by Sean Righe December 14, 2017

buttscratcher

-Was yelled a lot at Otakon 2009, got very annoying by the end of the convention, buttscratcher must die.

-"buttscratcher!!!!"
--"buttscratcher!!!!"

by keycard21218 August 4, 2009

buttchew

a person with no shame, and has no hesistancy to dump on your chest.

i buttchewed on ryan riske's forehead

by tyrant :D May 8, 2005

buttacream

highly addictive butterlike substance, dating back to the days of the bible. This was one of Jesus' undocumented miracles. After turning water into wine, he turned to wine into buttacream.

Robert ate all the buttacream.

by nickhaftner June 1, 2006

buttscroob

Butt Scroob is when you always rub your butt cheeks in other peoples faces, as well as sexual rubbing of the inner butt cheek

Come here you silly ButtScroob

by ButtScroober2000 January 15, 2015