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buttpipe

An insultory phrase describing someone as an asshole, poop chute, assface, etc. Usually denotes extreme stupidity, retardedness, assism, and all-around shittiness.
"Don't fuckin kill me you Roman buttpipes!" cried Jesus during the crucifixion.
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Buttigieg

It sure would be nice if we could Buttigieg like Creepy Kavanaugh off the Supreme Court.
by T-Wagz March 16, 2019
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butthigh

A term to describe when a persons thigh and butt is not distinguisable. This is caused by either fat thighs or a flat butt.
google search: butthigh.
A fat person with rolls under their butt, which makes it hard to tell where the butt ends and the thigh begins.
A skinny person with a small flat butt, which makes the whole backside look like a flat brick.
by Khang Nguyen January 20, 2008
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Pete Buttigieg

When your wall street donors are on speaker phone telling you which position to fuck your husband
Me: "You wanna Pete Buttigieg tonight?"
Myboyfriend: " Yea let me call Jamie Dimon real quick."

Jamie Dimon : "Yea now fuck em while he's self sucking"
by IwasBarackObama October 21, 2020
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buttpit

when a flap of skin hangs out the arm of your shirt resembling a butt. mostly found on a fat person with a small shirt
did you see that buttpit hanging out of that lady's shirt?
by funnystuff1708 September 4, 2010
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Buttwig

An excessive amount of pubic hair on the ass that has the appearance of a wig.
We thought it would be funny to flag John until we noticed his frolicious buttwig.
by JoeJiko December 25, 2008
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Buttpicker

An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-respect, and life goals.

Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.

Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.
Ben: “Look, Dave. Another buttpicker is waddling towards the free Twinkies.”

Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”
by genitaltraffic4781 March 29, 2019
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