chuckie butternuts

A woman inserts a large candlestick into a man's butt and lights it. She then sings happy birthday like Marilyn Monroe. After the song, she extinguishes the flame by urinating on it while making fire truck sounds.

To celebrate his birthday , Travis's wife have him a Chuckie Butternuts.

by Tbone! June 8, 2016

Butternuts

Coined by the late "AK" meaning to show great dis taste in an object, thing, place, person, action, etc. This word can also take the form of a adjective, noun, adverb, etc. Butternuts has the flavor of an old man that's got shriveled up dusted walnuts. Butternuts has the looks of 90 year old plastic supermodel that continues to get botox.

Ya bro, that movie got less than 65% on Rottentomatoes, it was so butternuts. Like lots of butter on those nuts, it was so bad

by The Butter King December 3, 2010

Butterpits

A women too attractive for words, who would causes spontaneous ejaculation if it were not for her hairy armpits.

Ewww butterpits really propels a women's attractivness to 0.

by Honey-bunny August 9, 2012

butternuts

When everything on a girl looks great, until she pulls down her pants and she's got man parts.

Damn! Everything on that chick looks great...but her nuts (butternuts)!

by Bootay65 August 10, 2007

Butterito

Pronounced: Butter-e-toe

1. A high-class, well wrapped and made, 5 star burrito.

"Man, this burrito deserves to be called a BUTTERITO! look at that fold!"

by Clint P. September 29, 2008

Peanut Buttertastic

adj. having copious amounts of peanut butter to the point where milk is absolutely necessary.

Contraction of Peanut Butter and Fantastic, used primarily in modern stoner speech

Man, this sandwich is gonna be peanut buttertastic! Hand me that milk, bro.

by Skippy Jif Reeses December 16, 2008

buttertits

a woman whose only redeeming quality is her breasts.

What do you think of my new girl? Damn Jimmy, she is fugly buttertits are fucking awesome.

by jotthedot May 9, 2008