by Jake Umbiquito May 23, 2003
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Sam: "Let me beat her with my Buttersock."
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a fictional (I trully hope) small town somewhere in the boonies of alabama. Primarily used as a forwarding address to try and escape debt-collectors.
by otto normalverbraucher February 25, 2008
Get the buttfuck alabama mug.A man who is scared his wife is sweaty so he refuses to have sex with her. Forcing her to have sex with other people who will gladly fuck her silly.
by Whazzuu June 28, 2019
Get the Buttercuck mug.Someone who does not respect the safe and proper distance between automobiles. Known as a
(1)tailgaiter or
(2)reverse tailgaiter.
(1)tailgaiter or
(2)reverse tailgaiter.
(1) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There is no one around. A car gets on the highway behind you and quickly accelerates to 65. He is soon on your tail, and could easily pass you, but instead he rides your ass for the next 5 miles. What a bumperfucker! Probably a 35 year old man in a large SUV.
(2) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There are lots of cars whizzing past you in the fast lane. There is no one behind you for half a mile. You are coming up to a green light at an intersection. Then some "possum" who is sitting at the red light perpendicular to you decides to make a right turn onto the highway directly in front of you traveling at 5 mph. This is a (reverse) bumperfucker. Probably an 80 year old woman in a Buick.
(2) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There are lots of cars whizzing past you in the fast lane. There is no one behind you for half a mile. You are coming up to a green light at an intersection. Then some "possum" who is sitting at the red light perpendicular to you decides to make a right turn onto the highway directly in front of you traveling at 5 mph. This is a (reverse) bumperfucker. Probably an 80 year old woman in a Buick.
by Enzo Ferrari May 30, 2006
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Mike-"Yea, too bad she's a butterface."
Jason-"A whaaaa...?"
Mike-Butterface,everything's hot...BUT 'ER FACE!
Mike-"Yea, too bad she's a butterface."
Jason-"A whaaaa...?"
Mike-Butterface,everything's hot...BUT 'ER FACE!
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