penis butter samwich

When a guy ejaculates into a girls held-together thighs with the head of his dick nestled between her legs, instead of jizzing in her vagina or upon her stomach.
Hey what happened last night?
Man we ran out of condoms so i just gave her a penis butter samwich.
by 82BU September 21, 2015
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A Penis Butter and Jelly sandwich is when a guy cums in a girls vagina when shes on her period and there is a mixure of blood and jizz oozing from her slot. Her vag flaps supposedly being bread
I totally gave her a Penis Butter and Jelly

He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste
by NinjaSammichBear January 18, 2011
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Penis Butter Belly Sandwich

When you pull out and evenly distribute your load across the girl’s stomach, then jump on top of her and squirm around while yelling, “Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!”
Me: Yo that chick I banged last night won’t text me back.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.
by daddyblast69 April 14, 2023
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When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.
Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!
by bobbyjoehanson April 05, 2007
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A sexual act of placing peanut butter on the penis, then proceeding to engage in anal intercourse followed by forcing the female participant to eat the end product resulting in a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.
Yo I went full retard on this chick last night and made her a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.
by Overweight Vampire September 04, 2011
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A sandwich comprised of Penis Butter (Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Cum, Baby Gravy, Baby Batter, Horny Muffins, Knob Slime, Peace Grease, Dick Goo, Ectoplasm of The Nether, Spoofs...etc.) and the popular personal lubricant K.Y. Jelly. Often said as a joke or sang in substitution of the old "Peanut Butter and Jelly " song features on the 90's popular kids TV show Barney the Dinosaur.

Example of a joke with a friend if they don't like something.: (See Example Below)

Other example: look up Barney Peanut butter and Jelly and change the words, you will see where the idea came from.
"Wow, why don't you just go and eat a Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich!?"
by IronFistAlchemist June 18, 2018
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Butter penis

This means butter has a very small penis he cant become a daddy he gonna be a virgin for his whole life time.
Selva has a butter penis so he can't be my daddy.
by IANxSALTY December 12, 2021
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