Hagrid's Buttcrack

Hagrid's, from Harry Potter, buttcrack; also known as a wizard swear

Harry: Damn, I just got a 43% on my potions test
Ron: Well THAT'S in Hagrid's Buttcrack.

by Kristen Gav March 14, 2009

Buttcrack Spaghetti

When you are eating ass and you get a piece of hair in your mouth.

Yo.. Last night I was eating Debbie’s ass and she gave me buttcrack spaghetti.

by Rick_Cock02 April 28, 2022

buttcrack

A descriptive adjective to be used if one's appearance or actions either resemble or call to mind the crevice between the cheeks of the ass.

Her smile looked like a buttcrack on it's side. OR... You are being such a buttcrack right now because you won't go out with me.

by Glutius Maximus April 18, 2005

buttcrack-plaque

the filmy, moist, dead skin particles, that gets stuck underneath your fingernails when reaching inside your shorts to scratch that crack itch. this substance may perhaps be caused by sweat, forming a cream-like layer that can easily be removed.

bob: man i had the most insane itch in my crack and when i scratched it, there was a bunch of smelly gunk under my nails, i thought it was shit but it was like....soft dead skin..o_O

ned: yah man! looks like you got a case of bad buttcrack-plaque!

by jameseepoo December 2, 2010

buttgram

A gram of drugs smuggled rectally.

"My boy just brought a dozen buttgrams across the checkpoint."

by chibbi October 8, 2007

ButtCrackula

A person whose major intrest is sucking on the hole of a buttcrack. Normally in the form of a Mexican woman. Victims side affects consist of chronic butt pain, the sideways walk, and The Rebecca Ortiz dance(walking like an ass rape victim)

ButtCrackula seemed to only go out at night to find and buttwhole to suck with no intrest of other intreging female private parts.

by Raiderpower5236 November 16, 2010

buttcam

A dildo that has a camera built in to the tip.

A:I wonder what the inside of a vagina looks like?
B:Go look at some buttcam videos

by TehBean July 12, 2009