Dickriding Buttjockey

A gay man who enjoys hopping dicks.

Tom Cruise is a dickriding buttjockey

by not found [Error 404] March 2, 2009

Buttcrack

Buttcrack is the crevest between your tant and your tailbone that carries your fart up your back, so if you rip ass you don't have to smell shit.

If my Buttcrack was gone I would live a life smelling my shit all day. Buttcrack

by Ppatrick April 30, 2019

buttclot

Someone who has something stuck up their ass. A real rigid person or anal retentive person. Could also be an overly religious person.

That buttclot has to wash his hands at least 20 times a day. Jim Baker was a real Buttclot!

by Mr Bentley May 31, 2007

Elongated buttcrackilyosis

-A severe physical defect that prevents persons from hiding their butt crack. No matter what they wear, the butt crack says hello to everyone

- Butt crack is just too long

Paul: Man it dont matter if she standing, sitting, hands raised, or has a dress on..her crack is always showin!!

David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis

by The Djb21 November 15, 2013

semi-buttocked

Polite way of saying half-assed

This is really semi-buttocked work, Bob. We expect more of you.

by Bumpyjonas April 11, 2017

Buttcrack Hair

When someone with long hair washes their hair and excess hairs wash their way down into the butt crack. The hairs are not discovered until much later

Dude, I was doing this girl doggystyle and she had a wad of buttcrack hair just chillin.

by DingleBerry8o-o January 2, 2010

buttocks guitar

a guitar with buttocks, like the acoustic Jazzerette guitar from Zbiggy Smith: The Belgian Buttocks guitar.

Show me your buttocks guitar.

by Smoke Bosvogel January 19, 2008