butt pirate

In addition to the other definitions, the pirate is often named "Dicky Nicky" and is of Indian descent. His combination of wanting butt pleasures (in reference to Mooj from 40-Year-Old Virgin) and choosing unsuspecting victims makes him the scariest butt pirate of them all.

Why is that guy so obsessed with butt pleasures?

Because he's the BUTT PIRATE!

by annonymousfemaleoneaton June 19, 2010

Butt Pirate

A sailor that docks his "ship" in another mans port

"yeah, dock right in there you butt pirate"

by Kulboi August 10, 2016

butt pirate

One who raids the seas of ass-cheeze

Argh me matey, sure do love to swab the poop deck

by Brad November 05, 2003

Butt Pirate

Someone who plunders butts.

Don't drop the soap in the prison shower or you'll get your butt plundered by a butt pirate.

by zd18 February 15, 2009

Butt pirate

pirates fascinated with the booty

"I am the butt pirate, give me your booty!"

"Let me venture onto your poop deck"

"WALK THE PLANK! You see, the funny thing about the plank is it's located on my cock."

by Derfigan Maximus November 23, 2009

butt pirate

A man or boy who loves another man's butt, and wants to 'get in that.'

Chris is a butt pirate!

by abigail March 23, 2005

butt pirate

one who lingers around the anal canal

arr matey, we butt pirates are in search of a place to bury our treasure, arr, arr.

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002