Butchers Danger Wank

The act of self pleasure where one (usually a butcher) takes a freshly sharpened knife and places it underneath his scrotum whilst masturbating. Knowing that any slip or excessive movements will cause severe damage adds to his depraved sense of excitement.

Mum warned me not to use her good steak knives if I was to have a cheeky Butchers Danger Wank.

by Han Ho April 28, 2009

butchers dog

To describe somethins as 'xyz as a butchers' means 'very xyz'. Orig. from the TV advert for Butchers dog food, with the catchphrase 'Is your dog as fit as a butchers dog?'. Hence, to describe a girl as fit as a butchers , or fit as a butchers dog means she is very fit.

Paris Hilton is fit as a butchers. (meaning she is very fit)

It's hot as a butchers. (meaning it is very hot)

by Dicko_ June 22, 2005

Butchers dustbin

A disgusting vagina

Lee has a butchers dustbin on his head

by Lee wankers who likes to bum gay goats June 27, 2003

Butchelorette

A single butch lesbian, available, not necessarily partnered.

"I'm going out tonight and I'm going to find myself a hot butchelorette!"

by corycunnilingus June 6, 2015

Full as a butchers pump

Something Pop says.

I’m as Full as a butchers pump

by Georgiadarcychardrew October 19, 2019

Butchers Dick

Getting so close to achieving something, but failing to do so by a miniscule amount.

"Oh man I was butchers dick off capturing that HQ"

Guy 1 - "How did he beat you"
Guy 2 - "Yeh, there could only have been a butchers dick in it"

by troupfinchcenetrelinkdawgyos May 25, 2010

Butchers window

Appertisingly displayed vagina

Lee waters licks jays butchers window

by Lee wankers who fingered a hippo June 27, 2003