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bitchele

Real name is normally Michele (one 'L'). Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Looks to deceive. Is nice to face but talk behind back constantly. You can call her Jeffery dahmer because she'll eat your heart out. Manish looking. Looks resembling sea hag, elephants asshole, or a dolphins penis. Pathological lair. Horrible mother. Conceited to the fullest extent. Puts on show but is the biggest pussy. Will stab you in the back at time never expected.
Person 1: My best friend just screwed up my whole life.

Person 2: She sounds like a bitchele.
by oreogirl June 18, 2015
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krafty butcher

A man who is 'krafty' and likes to slide his meat in the backdoor
Bourkey is such a krafty butcher
by Bishop Nelson March 28, 2005
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butched out

A female who outwardly dresses like a male while downplaying her female attributes.
Sara surprised everyone when she showed up to Mariahs wedding totally butched out.
by iMiMi August 7, 2014
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Butcher knife

a way to put others in their place , or to dismiss something.
Girl: I'm like super pretty!
Boy: Butcher knife
by aWsballet June 8, 2015
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Butcher's Slap

Gyrating your flaccid man meat back and forth and up and down in rapid fashion while slapping your girl's face with it from every direction. With the proper length and girth, should sound like a piece of raw meat hitting a cutting board.
Tina was begging to try something new last night so I gave her the old butcher's slap. She really enjoyed it.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
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Joni Bitchell

The sweetest bitch you'll ever hear.
Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.
Joni Bitchell: Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone, they paved paradise and put up a fucking lot.
Me: Ooh uh uh uh, ooh uh uh uh.
by gregben August 14, 2022
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Butcher's Bill

A count of soldier casualties after a battle, sometimes used for civilians after a large disater.
"The fighting has ended for the night, what is the Butcher's Bill?"
"18 dead including 4 medics and another 45 wounded."
by wereooze October 5, 2007
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