burmese tiger pit

When your pubic hair is so over grown you could hide a Burmese tiger in it.

After no shave November my girlfriend was turned off by my Burmese tiger pit.

by chickenfacker405 November 22, 2013

The Burmese weeping dog's anus

When a girl has ringsting from eating spicey burmese noodles so is forced to squat and pee very slowly letting it dribble over her anus into a man's mouth

After last night's spicey noodle soup in mandalay I had no choice but to find a man who was willing to receive the burmese weeping dog's anus

by Melabetch March 26, 2016

burmese python

a type of snake possessing a voracious appetite. For this reason, they are often used to aid in disposal of dead bodies after a very well premeditated murder.

My burmese python is still gets fed once a month on average.

by kati Lou January 25, 2009

Burmese Lunch

The massively reduced stature of ones penis after excessive cocaine usage.

Look at his "Burmese Lunch" he must have done at least a gram.

by timmy jenkins October 11, 2007

Burmese Neti Pot

('b&r-'mEz / 'ne-tE / 'pät)

The act of urinating into someones nasal passage.

(Note: Historically, Neti pots were used in Yoga to assist in clearing the nasal passages.)

Wendy's nasal infection was indeed caused by the 'Burmese Neti Pot' Thomas gave her the previous Sunday.

by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005

burmese meat helmet

The act of putting one's entire head in a woman's vagina.

Dude, I gave her the Burmese Meat Helmet last night.

by Snickledick McSmacky December 11, 2008

Burmese Shove

Pushing your morning boner between the mattresses.

My pee pee hard on was so tingly, I had to do a Burmese Shove

by Doctor Rocked Her September 24, 2009