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Chunky Buford

Act of tucking your lips inside your lover's anus and vomiting inside their rectum. Then after an hour wait, you lay down while they squat over you and fart it back out on your chest. Usually by this point the vomit curdles nicely, and comes out chunky like cottage cheese.
I heard Danny Juicyfingers and Sanzabar Pepperpants were up all night last night watching Golden girls reruns and giving each other some pretty healthy Chunky Bufords.
by Gypsy Bummer January 6, 2005
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Buford

Man kayden is such a buford
by Kiddo323 May 7, 2018
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Buford and Bernardo

The name that Tom Anderson says when he confuses the names of Beavis and Butt-Head
Much like Buffcoat and Beaver
Butt-Head: Those 2 kids went that way, UGH HUH HUH
Tom: I'm guessing it was Buford and Bernardo , those two are always up to no good
Beavis- Oh yeah, HEH HEH
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing September 1, 2022
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barford

from the german/south african

(n) an intense and unexplained, irrational fear of fruit
(v) the act exemplified by being irrationally fearful of fruit
(a) fruity, or unfruity
(n) Katherine, upon coming across the great papaya, ran away quickly because of her barford.
(v) When I saw the grapefruit I immediately barforded. I now take zyprexa.
(a) I feel inexplicably barford while exposed to jack-o-lanterns.
by Goldman May 1, 2006
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Buford, Wyoming

Home of the loneliest man in the US. Population: 1.
In Buford, Wyoming the man that lives there must be the mayor, fire chief, police man and store keeper. Funny...
by HomeSkilletBiscuit1015 July 20, 2011
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buffordering

buh-FOR-dur-ing
(verb)
1. To purposely avoid discussing a topic in the necessary detail.
2. To address a matter of vital importance without being specific enough.
1. In the President's weekly radio address, he again managed to avoid the issue of tax benefits for seniors, and many politicians claim that they have had enough of his buffordering.
2. Head of Bomb Squad: Hey...you...cut that one thing next to that other stuff....and be sure not to cut the other one cuz that would be bad....and stuff...!
by cbet September 28, 2005
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Bufordem

The art of releasing multiple (all) dogs from their confinements on one single hog that's been running for more than 45 seconds. Release all too many dogs
Wesley "How are we gonna stop this runner"
Blake "We gonna Bufordem"
by Possum Top February 22, 2019
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