sudbury mud burger

pooing in a girls mouth and then making out with her or vice versa.

"bro i gave this girl a greasy sudbury mud burger last night, i had the runs"

(hank)"left darlene a nice present in her mouth guess what it was"... (cletus)"im not sure what"....(hank) a smelly, sudbury mudburger...(cletus) "good job pal"

by daryl bunkman April 11, 2013

borderline-suicidal

When somebody consistently and repeatedly has suicidal thoughts, but hasn't seriously considered it and planned out a comprehensive course of action. Like almost all medical problems, early treatment is extremely important.

borderline-suicidal Person: I lost my job and my wife is considering divorce.... maybe I should just put one right in my head...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently

Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...

by Jean PKAM November 9, 2013

Diaper burger

A micro-wave white castle burger. Named for the smell when you open the seal.

John: Dude are you eating diaper burgers again?

Tim: shut up dude, they taste fuckin good!

by Bsupreme January 1, 2012

Burger King Man

The Burger King Man watches you while you sleep, never taking his eyes off of you. Waiting for the moment to strike.
His natural habitat is the airplanes.

Person 1: Hey man, idk what's going on, but I feel like someone's watching us.

Person 2: It's probably the Burger King man!

Burger King Man: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by The Burger King man Whisperer April 27, 2021

burger king foot letuce

number 15 burger King foot letuce what the last thing You wnat in tour burger King meal Is someones foot fungus

burger king foot letuce

by thecanadianninja September 21, 2018

Grease Burger

When a females vagina resembles that of a medium rare burger and is also drenched in grease.

“Steve fucked a total grease burger last night, he says his dick smells like cabbage now!”

by Joe.mama September 23, 2019

Poom Poom Burger

Pussy the royal Vajayjay.

I ate the poom poom burger last night.

by QwikieKissit April 14, 2015