A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.
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“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”
“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”
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“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”
“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”
“Got you.”
“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”
“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”
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“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”
“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”
“Got you.”
by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022
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The word "bum" is old hobo jargon for a hobo who don't do any honest work for his food and shelter, and as a such is poisoning the towns and communities for hobos with well intention.
"crumbs" is hobo slang for lice, which is something you for obvious reasons don't want to catch, especially if you are a hobo with enough concerns already in regards to everyday survival.
When the two traits are combined you get a character you certainly don't want to be a travel companion with, A person who will leech off your efforts and only give you a head-lice infection in return.
The word "bum" is old hobo jargon for a hobo who don't do any honest work for his food and shelter, and as a such is poisoning the towns and communities for hobos with well intention.
"crumbs" is hobo slang for lice, which is something you for obvious reasons don't want to catch, especially if you are a hobo with enough concerns already in regards to everyday survival.
When the two traits are combined you get a character you certainly don't want to be a travel companion with, A person who will leech off your efforts and only give you a head-lice infection in return.
-Cigarette in Emperor of the North was a crumb-bum he just tagged along with A No. 1 and was of no help when it counted.
-Don't be such a crumb-bum take a shower and get a job!
-The modern elite are crumb-bums, living off the spoils of a once rich society they fail to maintain.
-Don't be such a crumb-bum take a shower and get a job!
-The modern elite are crumb-bums, living off the spoils of a once rich society they fail to maintain.
by Danmark July 9, 2023
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Getting too drunk, crumming, then being too moody the next morning. Also, this word can replace being a prick. This occurs when they typically have an aesthetically pleasing mother.
by CrumbBuminator February 28, 2026
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Usually left behind by an over-enthusiastic wiper.
(Often confused with Chuff Nuts which are bum crumbs that remain attached to the crack hair)
Usually left behind by an over-enthusiastic wiper.
(Often confused with Chuff Nuts which are bum crumbs that remain attached to the crack hair)
Yeh I noticed I'd left a shit-ton of bum crumbs behind; looked like someone had been eating a chocolate biscuit over the back of the bog.
Ah fuck! Dave's left a load of bloody bum crumbs around the toilet again. That guy needs to stop wiping his arse like he's trying to polish his Rusty Sheriff's Badge. Dirty bastard!
Ah fuck! Dave's left a load of bloody bum crumbs around the toilet again. That guy needs to stop wiping his arse like he's trying to polish his Rusty Sheriff's Badge. Dirty bastard!
by Poo Review December 2, 2010
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Get the Bum Crumbs mug.the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry.
by Shefun April 25, 2006
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