angry bullrider

when you're unknowningly hiding in the closet with another friend, and your homie is doing a chick preferrably from the back. Before he ejaculates, you run out of the closet with a camera recording them thus making your homie decide whether to stop and beat the shit out of you, or finish cumming, then proceed to work your mouth, thus becoming an angry bullrider. The 2nd person hiding in the closet then times how long the person with the camera lasted before getting punched in the face.

Ieszer: oh baby, i'm about to cum.
Bruce: SURPRISE!
Ieszer: WHAT THE FUCK? get the hell out of my room!
Jeff: ahahaha... took the angry bullrider 8 seconds to punch Bruce in the face.

by porkizzle the thrizzle November 10, 2008

urban bullriding

similar to bullriding, but with people. most commonly practiced in urban areas, an urban bullrider will mount (jump on) a suitable and unsuspecting candidate, and ride them for as long as possible

Me and Chris did some urban bullriding in london. I jumped on this huge dude on the millenium bridge and rode him for at least 12 seconds.

by missy ingham November 1, 2010

Texas Bullrider

It's when you're fucking a girl doggy-style and then you whisper in her ear and say something like "I have herpes!" and she'll try to get away. You will try to hold on to her waist as long as possible making it seem like you're bull-riding!

Guy: "I have herpes"

Girl: "WHAT?!?!"

Guy: "Yeeeehhaawwww!!" (I'm so gonna tell my friends how awesome it is to be a Texas Bullrider!!)

by anonymusblood January 12, 2012

mechanical bullriding contest

Slam-dunk contest for white people

1. The mechanical bullriding contest in Urban Cowboy is a rare glimpse into the nocturnal activities of white people.
2. "Say Billy and Jeb, I'm fixin' to go the bullriding contest at Gilley's tonight. Y'all goin'?"

by Dem Franchize Boyz November 9, 2004

Dutch Bullride

When while having sex, each time the male thrusts into the female's vagina/anus, the male farts.

Friend: So what do you do with your girlfriend when you two feel kinky?

You: We would Dutch Bullride all night.

Friend: Well, I best be getting home...

by Dutch Bullrider January 9, 2011

Bulstrode

A bulstrode is a rare breed but is always kind and very good looking as well as being smart and athletic.

a bulstrode can be seen all over the world

by strodey October 1, 2019

Bulltrain

A sexy gamer who epically slays noobs pussy

“Damn your as hot a bulltrain”

by Bull train December 18, 2019