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territorial fae bullshit 

It's when you are having a pleasant conversation with someone, and suddenly a said buzzard decides to act tough and get all pissy.

It's male nonsense.
You'd think that being almost 350 years old they would learn but no.
They need to prove their dominance, puffing out their chest and throwing hands.

*cough*cough*rowan whitethorn

Example; Aelin: Wow, today is so beautiful.

Elide: I know, what a peaceful day.

*crash noises*

Rowan & Lorcan sizing each other up and glaring.

*Aelin sighs

Aelin: Territoral Fae Bullshit.
rowan sizing up someone.
Aelin: Stop with the territorial fae bullshit
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Bullshit 

1.A term that is used to described lies or untrue stuff.

2. A term used to describe stupid things people do.
1. Teacher: Carter you are up to read next

Carter: Bullshit!

2. Teacher: PUT A LIMIT TO YOUR BULLSHIT!
Bullshit by QuakeSplash26 January 6, 2020

bullshit master 

Someone who is such a fountain of bullshit that they become a master of the art of spewing that stuff around.
Our monkey boy President George W. Bush is the foremost bullshit master alive today.
bullshit master by jesster79 March 13, 2005

Don't bullshit a bullshitter 

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.
So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."

back on my bullshit 

def 1: "to be back on one's bullshit is to return to a state at which you were your truest and most vocal self with a renewed focus on authenticity and a decided lack of fucks given for others"

def 2: "it is the act or process of accepting your inevitable return to the self-defeating and impulsive behaviors that have historically hindered your self actualization but from which you cannot, and no longer desire to, escape."
Alright I had my time of sadness. Back on my bullshit let’s get it.
back on my bullshit by bria333 December 9, 2017

I call bullshit 

The act of calling bullshit: When one person says something that another person is not in agreement with, that second person may "call bullshit" on whatever the first person said. By doing this, they are expressing their disagreement with what the person said in a humorous and yet serious way.
Person1: "Of course I don't drink! I'm not 21 yet so that's illegal."

Me:" Umm sorry, but I call bullshit on that. I was with you last night at that frat party and you were far from the perfect little sober college student you're pretending to be right now."

no bullshit attitude 

A "no bullshit attitude" is an amazing thing to receive from someone who knows what they are doing or talking about, isn't willing to listen to whining or a bad attitude, and calls you out on your mistakes so you can improve on them.

And they expect you to know not to take anything they say personally, because they don't mean to. They don't know "who you are" anyways, so why should you be offended, and why should either of you care?

It also means they don't want to hear about your "style", If you're working for them, they've been there for longer than you, have earned their stripes, and simply just know better.

A "no bullshit attitude" isn't an asshole boss though. There are three-strike rules. They take the charge and pick you up when shit is hitting the fan. They give you responsibilities which are reasonable. They will however call you out and not disguise their lack of patience when they see irresponsibility, laziness or carelessness.
I wonder how this guy even got the job. He acts surprised every time he's called out when he fails to perform a responsibility he agreed to when he read the job description. Clearly he can't handle our no bullshit attitude.
no bullshit attitude by hfontana August 14, 2016