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Boogernaut

1:

• Flung or Wiped Boogers that elicit blind and destructive devotion or to which people are ruthlessly sacrificed whilst trying to find peace in an afternoon dump.
• An overwhelming, advancing collection of boogers (sometimes in shapes of constellations or flung randomly against the bathroom wall, obviously while seated and most likely defecating) that crushes or seems to crush everything in its path

2:
• A booger or nose goblin which, rather than being deposited using a wiping or smearing method, is flung into air-space to land haphazardly on an adjacent wall. Could also pertain to boogers that have been deposited in the shape of a constellation, so as to infer a “space-like situation”, although in this case used in the plural “boogernauts”.
“What we have here on this bathroom wall, gentlemen, is a Boogernaut. Clearly we can’t stop the perpetrator, as he/she is too deeply devoted to the holy nose goblin.”

“WTF? Did you see all the boogernauts in our bathroom? Somebody working here is a f**king Patrick Stewart wannabe madman.”
by roundown July 20, 2009
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Juggernaut Mentality

Thinking that you can take on more than you actually can.
"I ran into 5 guys, I had the "Juggernaut Mentality" thinking i could take them all on at once and got my ass kicked" Your not the Juggernaut, bitch.
by laggin July 13, 2010
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the juggernaut

To be fucking unstoppable, much like, well, unlike anything else. Not only are you the shit, and bullets and kung fu are inneffective (thats right, not even ninjas can touch this), but you have a skin tight suit, and when sex is wanted (and easily obtained as all that is necessary is for you to claim your prize...) you have no need for a condom. Weakness= psychic shit. Good thing you have your back up man with the pimp cane.
"I'm the juggernaut bitch! Don't you know who I am!? You must not know who I am!"

"Ah yes, now it is time for me to take my prize... it has been like forever since I've had sex. What!? Condom!? Bitch ain't you seen how tight my suit is? I'm the juggernaut bitch!

"Get outa my head Charles, I'm the fuckin' juggernaut, I feel like I'm trippin' on acid man..." *smack* 'Gotcha bitch, I told you I'ma getchou wit' my pimp cane one way or another!'
by Dr. Judge Laxidazical July 31, 2008
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watermelon juggernaut

You don't know who Michael Clarke Duncan is? He's the god damn watermelon juggernaut.
by Your mom is terrible June 20, 2008
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buggernuts

like 'oh crap!'. its like when you swear when you do something wrong or hurt your sorry lil ass. i think it originates from that angry kid tv show. Ross Fowler says it a hella lot.
*walks into bear trap*
"BuGgErNuTs!"
by Master Dan J McCabe January 4, 2004
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Buggeranto

A male who ejoys indulging in back door sex.
Henry Fielding: Word has it you're a buggeranto?
William Flynn: Never, yesterday I was swiving a whore!
Henry Fielding: No sir, I put it to you that you are a molly fuckster and were seen pulling another man's goose?
by gb901 July 27, 2010
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juggernaut

that xmen guy w/ the domelike helmet that kicks everyones ass
silly bitch your weapons cannot harm me. do you no who i am. IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!!!!!!
by Stoner Boner May 14, 2006
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