social buffer

noun. A person who acts as a social cushion against awkward conversations and social situations for the sake of a friend.

"Please come with me to Anthony's wedding, its going to be so awkward! I don't know anyone there but him- you have to be my social buffer!"

"Casey keeps asking me to come to Thanksgiving at her place this year but I hate being her social buffer, I always end up having to make conversation with her drunk uncle."

by vhatesyou October 8, 2013

Bunghole Buffet

When an individual let’s you eat their ass out all day, any day, buffet style

Tina called me over to have a hard core sex session, or what I thought would be a sex session. Instead, Tina told me I was invited to the bunghole buffet. I asked what the fuck she was talking about, and she said I could eat her ass out all night. So I did, and it definitely didn’t taste like chicken.

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020

Buffer suffer

The grueling hours of buffering that pass as we try, in vain, to watch internet videos.

Excuse me neighbor, can you plz upgrade your internet package. My wang keeps going soft from all the buffer suffer that I'm getting on Spankwire from the shitty wifi I'm stealing off you.

by admiral milligan November 17, 2010

BuffEZ

The founder of Ching Cheng Hanji meme

Gtg BuffEZ posted another funny version of ching cheng hanji

by CarlosTheGod May 11, 2021

Anti-bitch Buffer

An amount of money paid to you which prevents you from bitching as you'd be thinking about not having it every time you got an itch to bitch. It could be being paid lots of money to do a sucky job.

Applies to any working environment

Tom: "I just can't BELIEVE THIS ISH!"
Ato: "What's the matter Now Tom?"
Tom: "Dude, I don't get paid enough to do this crap."
Ato: "Well, I told you Months ago to get yourself a job that pays that extra anti-bitch buffer i'nit?"
Tom: "*sigh*"

by vinmeister_xxi May 31, 2009

vegas buffet

Lining up a row of hookers, and eating their crotches out.

We got 4 hookers naked in a row, and did a vegas buffet down the line!

by Ducker1228 January 12, 2009

Buffet Effect

The act of grabbing a bunch of stuff you may never use or eat, just because you are not paying on a per-item basis.

Notes:
If you eat, use, or directly pay for all you take then Buffet Effect is NOT an applicable term

If you paid over $35.00 per person Las Vegas and don’t eat everything on your plate before getting a new plate, then it is NOT the buffet effect. This falls under “getting your money’s worth”.

“Those kids have four plates of deserts at their table. To avoid the embarrassment of Buffet Effect, those parents better make them eat all of it”

by MikeGV May 29, 2005