fake buddhist

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.

I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.

by Raven Bancroft March 2, 2015

buddhist

a person who follows the religion of buddhism. remember that there are many different sects or types of buddhism and that you should't link them all together

jon: that guy is buddhist, that means his god is a cow. wat a loser

toby: naw man, he's a different type, he doesnt pray to any gods. and you shouldnt judge ppl like that

by jo<3 December 27, 2007

The Buddhist Monk

After ejaculating upon a girls face, you douse her in gasoline and proceed to light her on fire.

Jimmy got twenty to life after he gave his girlfriend the buddhist monk.

by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

Buddahfest

a mixture of high grade kush and only high grade kush into 1 beautiful bowl, joint, blunt,etc.

Alright, who's down for the buddahfest.

by Ruffle Simmons July 6, 2010

Buddhist Goodbye

When you tap the top of a persons head with your penis and say the word, "Dong.." after ending a friends with benefits relationship.

James' Mom was laying there wanting more of Drew's throbbing cock, but Drew was late for work, so he walked over and gave James' Mom a Buddhist Goodbye and he vanished never to be seen or heard from again.

by uhurmom November 13, 2022

Buddhistian

Someone who is a christian but who also practises variations of meditation and believes in buddhist beliefs like karma

John - hey you coming out tonight?
James - sorry I need to meditate
John - oh, well you gonna come out on sunday?
James - sorry i'm going to church
John - Wait so which are you Buddhist or Christian ??
James - Both! I'm Buddhistian!

by Bowlerhat girl October 25, 2010

Buddhist

The adjective that describes whether the nature of someone or something is awesome or just generally positive.

-Dude i got us tickets to go see Kings of Leon!
-Oh my god! Thats so buddhist!

by RampageReadman January 24, 2011