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yer da IS A buckfast brand
by buckfast brand September 5, 2018
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A collection of regrets you visibly carry around with you. (GB)

A bottle of Buckfast has the ability to generate many regretful situations due to inebriety, so visibly carrying a bandolier of vials of the vile liquid is tantamount to future regrets in the making.
"Hey isn't Dave seeming a bit preoccupied?"
"Yeah, he's been carrying his regrets like a Buckfast bandolier."
by AtomicNicos July 24, 2022
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A Northern Irish colloquialism for a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine. Given this nickname due to the aggressive, violent and often destructive behaviour that the beverage can induce.
"Dude, how come you were going so mental in the pit during Slayer?"
"Bottle Of Beat The Wife buckfast buckie bucky"before i got here!"
by Will Bradley January 15, 2009
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The national beverage of Northern Ireland that will make you want to rip your eyes out after a 10-glass.
'The Craigavon Challenge'- See how many litres you can drink (via funnel) in an hour then either whitey, pass out, or sing some Loyalist songs. Happy days.
"Giza swallae a yur fuckin buckfast mucker?"

"Buckfast pronounced (Li-vuher Fahil-uhre)"
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A device invented by William Wallace to ensure the Scottish fighters had a ready supply of Buckfast, a mind altering nectar when doing battle with the English.
“Bring me my Buckfast Bandolier so I can recharge, or get tae fuck
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West Coast of Scotland slang (primarily Glasgow) for the act of ejaculating across an individuals torso after consuming a large amount of the popular tonic wine "Buckfast".
We went for a dinner and a movie then I gave her the old buckfast bandolier.
by The Buckfast Bandit July 22, 2022
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