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bayonetting the wounded

(verb) The act of waking up, espically in the late morning or any portion of the afternoon, and finishing off any alcoholic beverege remains from the previous, exceptionally drunken, evening.

Why is this phrase such a perfect explaination of the incident it refers to? Well, to bayonett a wounded person is paradoxically both wicked and compassionate. On the one hand, the dude is already hurting, and to bayonett him/her (for all you politicaly correct assholes) is essentually just kicking him/her while he/she is down. On the other hand, if you kill a wounded party by bayonetting him/her one could liken it to putting a hurt race horse out of its misery.

As you gather up those cups/glasses/cans/bottles the next day, it is safe to assume you're hurting similarly to the afore mentioned wounded dude (I refuse to add dudette even if I am being politically incorrect). On the one hand, more beer/liquer/wine/mixed drink/anything containing alcohol (shit, even NyQuill) will aleviate your shakes/headache/feeling of impending death. On the other, you'll just get drunk again, only this time on something room temperature that is likely to contain backwash of friends, people you pretend to be friends with even though they're irritating, people you have never met, but somehow have been in your house numerous times, that slut who was getting laid in your bathroom, the neighbor's dog, and quite possibly, your mom, and postpone the incredible discomfort.
I woke up with my shoes on and stumbled, still somewhat intoxicated, to the bathroom. On my way back to bed from the kitchen, where I had gone for a much-neededglass of water, I found a homeless man sleeping on my couch. I immediately realized that sobering up would be nothing more than a colassal exercise in futility, and proceeded to trade my water for the nearest leftover booze. I spent the remainder of my afternoon and evening bayonetting the wounded with some homeless dude whom I've never seen again.
by megalomaniacal girl December 12, 2008
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Bayonetta

A video game character who is a sexy girl boss lesbian who manipulates men into doing all her stuff. She has sex with multiple women and uses the suffering of men for pleasure
me: “hey have you played that game with the lesbian witch who slays people with her sexiness”
friend: “oh yeah your talking about bayonetta”
by BOOTY_BOUNCE February 23, 2022
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attack of the brones

Used to describe an inordinate amount of bros in a social situation. Derived from a comibation of the film "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones" and the word "bro."
Man, that party last night was like attack of the brones; the stench of hair gel was overpowering.
by chaz frantz December 28, 2007
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Brynne

The type of girl who is good at all types of art... drawing, painting, singing, photography, u name it! Not to mention she’s drop-dead gorgeous. She’s loyal, honest, humble, talented, caring, not fake and is a great friend! She is often misunderstood and has a lot going on in her life that u don’t know about her. She’s an ambivert, so she is sometimes an introvert but can be a hell of an extrovert! U definitely want to be friends with a Brynne.
Guy: does she like me? She always acts so nice...
Girl: nah she’s nice to everyone! She’s a Brynne!
by 0ne ugly p0tat0 January 12, 2019
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Beef Bayonet

The Penis, especially one of a military man or one of a man dressed in military gear.
The soldier shot the load out of his beef bayonet.
by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003
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bronely

1. The emotion a bro feels when he spends too much time without other bros.

2. When a bro gets dissed by his bro-ho and he's all solo.
Ex 1)
Biff: <calls Todd> Hey bro, I'm at this party in the OC and I'm like, the only guy here in a Famous Stars and Straps shirt and a lifted truck. I feel so bronely!

Todd: Ah brah, man...that sucks! You should come back to the 909 and hang with the Skin Industries crew!

Ex 2)

Buffy: <calls Biff> Biff, I found a better bro with a higher lift on his bro-6 F-150. I'm leaving you for him.

Biff: WHAAAAT? You can't leave me Buffy, I'll be bronely!
by Kelly Miret December 1, 2006
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bronem

Short way to say bro and them, as in all your bros
Commonly used by trap artists in Chicago
Lil Durk: I see bronem goin through relationship problems I'm glad I ain't wit it
clout thot bae gang squad opp
by ripsklilsnupe January 21, 2015
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