Branch Covidian

The far left zealots that believe everyone should worship a disease and give up their life in fear of it. The kind of people that approve of locking people in their homes and taking away freedoms.

Look at those crazy Branch Covidians trying to cancel Thanksgiving!

by wandering healer November 13, 2020

executive branch

Very strong marijuana. Top notch stuff. Best of the best.

Man I'm really high off that executive branch bro

by Big Sofa May 22, 2011

Big Gay Brunch

"BGB" for short, this is a phenomenon which occurs generally on Sundays but may happen on a Saturday. It starts with the idea of cooking brunch, but balloons out of control with a mini-party of anywhere between 5-15 people in the kitchen cooking, blasting music and dancing. The actual food itself becomes a distraction as it's more important to be in the dance cage at this point drinking straight from the champagne bottle that was originally meant for classy mimosas. Most people call out of work the next day.

"Hey Chip, you heading over to Big Gay Brunch"? "Oh HELL no. Last week I didn't make it into work until Wednesday"

by thomidu June 17, 2013

omaha bronco

Named in honor of Peyton Manning's signature Omaha play calls, it is when you straddle a girls face with your ass, with special attention to your balls being on her mouth/chin.

I rode that girl's face like an Omaha Bronco. That colt bucked but I managed to tame her.

by MisterBatman September 13, 2016

dc brunch

Gathering of homogeneously haircut homosexual white bottoms celebrating their progress and privilege over an all you can drink event ironically billed as "bottomless."

Hey, you guys doing DC brunch this weekend?

No, can't make it, trying to branch out. But see you at town later.

by Dupont Shaw NoMa August 3, 2017

teenage broncin' buck

A wild and aggresive hormone driven teenager. ORIGIN bucking bronco. From Don McLean's American Pie.

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck

by Kronuz June 9, 2011

Bronc-Anus

The feeling one gets when their asshole is stretched to excess by what is passing through it, either on the way out, or the way in. Characterized by a change in the walking motion of the sufferer, constant digging or checking in the ass, or if seated on a park bench or open car trunk, the actual anus hanging out

CANDY: You ok, Cindy? You look like you're in pain...
CINDY: I ate a lot of popcorn when we saw CLASH OF THE TITANS and got constipated, so I just unleashed the Kraken and now I have a bronc-anus...

DAMON: Mike, stop sitting on the trunk latch of your car. Your Bronc-Anus is hanging out. You have a lot of buttsex or something?
MIKE: In prison such decisions aren't always yours to make...

by Mjolnir12982 April 18, 2010