Bob Bryar

Bob Bryar is the drummer for My Chemical Romance
He is rumoured to have fallen off the Black Parade and dragged for 5 miles before Gerard stopped crying long enough to relise he was gone
Bob is turned on by slippers, probably because Gerard used to do an erotic dance with slippers while Bob was tied to the bedpost, during their many nights alone ^.^

gerard: "come on Bob Bryar.. i have slippers *seductive smile*"

by ??i-aint-telling?? April 10, 2007

Bob Bryar

The most awesome drummer who had the misfortune of working for My Chemical Romance.

He likes cats, slippers and the ninja turtles and has been known to hit a few cameras.

He played with MCR for 6 years before they ungratefully kicked him out of the band like they did to Matt Plessier.

Bob Bryar Day is a semi-official Twitter holiday and is celebrated worldwide on June 21st.

"You're drinking so much Red Bull you could be Bob Bryar!"

by Skittlesdonttastelikerainbows April 8, 2010

pull a bob bryar

To Pull A Bob Bryar is to slap a camera repeatedly or show hatred for cameras.

Bob (Drummer of My Chemical Romance) had shown strong hatred toward cameras in Life On The Murder Scence, The My Chemical Romance Documentary.

Jeanie can't pull a Bob Bryar because she loves the camera too much.

by Kii Kii February 20, 2007

Bob Bryar

Kind of a jerk but hey he was cute when he was still part of My Chemical Romance so that counts for something. Also he really likes cats and slippers. I hope he's living a better life now.

Person : Bob Bryar is not poggers.
Me: I disagree
Person: Why?
Me: idk. maybe i just forgive others too fast

by harleenphenix7 February 10, 2021

Bryar Bender

Popular tiktoker who is constantly making jokes about the dream smp and being gay. Everyone on their TikTok simps for his dad because the dad likes jschlatt

Did you see that Bryar bender posted a new TikTok with his dad

Omg yes he’s a dilf

by Saly instagram August 1, 2021