brownsy

To totally screw up a seemingly sure thing

Missing that extra point was such a Brownsy thing to do

by Chef David September 24, 2018

Browneye

A browneye is a poop that wakes you up in the early hours of the morning. A play on the term redeye which refers to and early morning flight.

I woke up at 3 am for a browneye and couldn’t get back to sleep

by Trevor 🏴‍☠️ June 11, 2023

Browney Points

When something is done out of the blue for a girl/boyfriend. This can build up Browney Points. When enough points are achieved a reward is usually given in exchange.

Me: I bought that top for my girl, cost me one of my balls!
Steve: Jeez, you're sure to get a few Browney Points for that!

by Steveybarebap August 5, 2008

browneye

Your bung hole

Make sure you wash your browneye, or I'll wash it for ya!

by Cuppthx1138 August 1, 2003

Bownsey

absolute handball n00b. cannot play and always loses to tom carroll. (he's also very fat). his sister tastes like bakedbeans,(according to oliver nutbean onn the 25/8/08). MASSIVE LOL

bownsey "I AM UNBREAKABLE"
carroll "*lol*, URE A N00b"
bownsey "fine then lets go"
carroll "ok...BOOM"
Bownsey "*sobs*"

by t caz October 20, 2008

Browneye

the act of showing someone your unwiped or soiled anus; usually used as a taunt. See redeye

Ralph bent over, pulled his butt cheeks apart and gave the girls a browneye.

by David December 2, 2003

brownseling

The counseling of your horrible eyebrows.

You need brownseling.

by Browtender Chicago October 7, 2018