Mississippi brown hole

Secret gay anal sex between a prominent politician or religious leader who publicly opposes homosexuality

Pastor Mark gave a huge speech about the horrors of homosexuality. Later that day he was caught giving the Mississippi brown hole to a gay prostitute.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 12, 2018

brown hole pounder

A brown hole pounder is when someone pounds a shitty asshole, and enjoys it.

Nick: "I swear you're a brown hole pounder!"
Jamal: "NAH MAN! Only in prison.."

by LTtheCreator May 12, 2016

Salty Blowhole

Getting blowjob from an old lady with a stoma. After she swallows she covers her mouth and nose and blows the cum out from the hole in her neck.

Last night Todd got a blowie from the stoma lady. She gave him a salty blowhole. He ended up with jizz in his eye.

by Agent Q1Z July 27, 2018

spidomengeetus of the blowhole

Ones excuse to not come into work due to being lethargic.

I will not be coming in today due to my severe case of spidomengeetus of the blowhole.

by Dr. Excuse December 13, 2013

blowholes

The REAL definition for blowholes is those things on whales' and dolphins' heads

Whales and dolphins have blowholes.

by Kenthar March 20, 2003

Fuck me in the Blowhole

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.

You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!

by Nick S December 5, 2004

Brohole

Where all of the bro’s go to fuck each other there is no homo involved but it is important to have a friend who has a brohole because it can release a big load

You heard about Ali Fucking his brohole? We all know it is important for people to have a brohole! This is similar to a gloryhole but is for best friends to have

by Matt’s girlfriend is trans December 24, 2019