Broseph Kony

Your black friend who has a lot of kids and makes them work everyday usually cleaning non stop

Man that guy makes his kids work like hell.Yup, thats my Broseph Kony

by thatcoolblackguy February 14, 2013

Broseph

The highest level of broship between bromates. Brofficially the greatest achievement in brolife.

Ninja is the my absolute best broseph. She's bromine.

by Alix Jay October 23, 2012

brosephina

The female equivalent of broseph; a female friend.

Don't trip brosephina, the motocross race is still on for tonight.

by A Salamander. February 8, 2008

Brosferatu

An incredibly bro bro, who creeps out other bros with creepily heavy acts of bro.

Yo, look at that Brosferatu over there mainlining Keystone Light. Thats creepy as balls.

by Hohthebro July 15, 2010

Brosephing

Talking to the brosephs while on the laptop, usually in a Starbuck's Coffee. More often than not, this is done by means of LinkedIN or Facebook. Reserved for those who take broseph chatting to a new level, even to the extent of Saturday/Friday night chatting with the brahs.

"Did you hit up the Buck's this morning for the A.M. brosephing session?"

by Malibu Worker July 3, 2008

bronsexual

Bronsexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwaggoned LeBron so much that Lebron has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A bronsexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Lebron James Is the G.O.A.T" or "Lebron is better than Michael Jordan" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Bronsexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. That will tell you Lebron is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them Lebron has lost in the finals more than he has won. They will blame his All Star teammates instead of giving him any blame. A bronsexual tends to bring up other players like Kobe to change the topic away from Lebron. A Bronsexual is literally in a full fledged relationship with Lebron mentally. and they will defend their boo with their life. Its quite sad honestly. Most of them don't even watch or care for the sport.

Pete- Hey man, you seen Kobe's last game. It was dope. He dropped 60.

Daryl- Yeah, but see lebrons game against the timberwolves 2 weeks ago. He got a double double dude.
Pete- yeah, but kobe literally retired. this was a monumental moment in the sport.
Daryl- Lebron is way better than Kobe anyway. Check out my Lebron lows and my cavs jersey.
Pete- what did you do with the heat jersey?
Daryl- Put in the closet in case he loses and decides to go back
Pete- Oh
Daryl- Kobe sucks, Lebron is better than Kobe and Jordan combined
Pete- Jordan is 6 for 6 in the finals, kobe is 5 for 7. Lebron is 3 for 7. Lebron cant win without an allstar team and even then he loses sometimes. He is a joke. He isn't even top 5. You are dickriding him
Daryl- yeah but what about David Ortiz dude, he is hitting a lot of home runs this season
Pete- Changing the topic like a bronsexual does.

by GM123 July 20, 2016

bosseyedness

A disease which effects 1 percent of Britains. When your eyes are permanently bosseyed. It doesn't impair eyesight and yet people with bosseye are routinely discriminated against.

Just like and form of discrimination, It should be stopped.

My little brother developed bosseyedness and now he can't stop looking at me.

by jwx12 November 26, 2010