Broozer

A man (typically an Alpha Male type) who's prone to fighting after consuming alcohol

"That Joe over there's a real Broozer!" "Yeah, just last week I saw him rip this guy a new one just for looking his way."

by Austin Tayeshuss November 2, 2009

Simon Brooker

Simon Brooker is one of a kind he comes out of the crib when its summer, spring and autumn because thats when the kiddys are ready to be kidnapped and molested in his basement. He is the pedo/nonce of Kent. He doesn't come out in winter because the children dont like the cold. He pretends to be an ice cream man at the strand and kids get lured in by his wickedness and then when the time is right he pounces.

Ahhhh Simon Brooker is going to shag me to death. This definition defins what a pedo he really is

by BenKeenan03 November 5, 2019

broöde

1. when someone’s a bro and a dude

2. when you try and say bro and dude at the same time

“Broöde, shut up and pass the blunt.”

by thegirlwhofuckedyourbitch April 14, 2020

broderick

A gangsta nigga who stay fresh and clean 24/7 with their swagga. Brodericks tend to have big ‘ole dicks that are 9 inches and bigger (hung like horses) and nut like a muthafucka. They have an attitude that at first will annoy you but then you will soon get used to it and appreciate their feistiness and their cockiness. Whenever you argue with a Broderick, don’t even bother trying to put up a fight because YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WRONG and he will win every single time… seriously (pisses me off). They have great smiles and ‘ride n die’ personalities that are fly and will always be there by your side. They will always be honest and straight up with you about anything even about his opinions and feelings toward you. If the love you they show it… if they hate you you’ll know it. They are playas straight from the South and spit mad game to pick up all kinds of big booty hoes up in the club, parties, functions, etc. Don’t talk back to them or they will bust a cap in yo’ ass with their glock. BEWARE BITCHES… Brodericks are hard to tame!!! But if you know one keep him close because he will always love you and will protect you at any cost.

Bitch #1: Damn nothing but small dicks up in this club…

Bitch #2: Yea I feel you! I need one of them big dick Brodericks!!

Bitch #1: Yee! They always get'chu walking wit a limp.

*both sigh*

by mex-salva-fili gurl February 22, 2011

Brooker

A bro who often hangs out with a female who is a hooker. Note that the female in question does not need to be a literal "pay for sex" hooker. She simply needs to be an undesirable woman for whatever reason.

"Dude, she is a total hooker. Don't be a brooker."

by Brodog McBuddyman July 10, 2012

Brookers

The very 1st Brookers lived in Bham, AL she started the name and since then people have followed in her glory.

To bear the name Brookers, you have to be intelligent, funny, hot and not take shit from anyone! So go out there and make her proud!!

Other names she may be known as:

"Brookers the great"
"BrooIzzle"
"Burke"

by Fendii January 20, 2009

booder

a child, an adorable innocent human being

The booder's smile made the grandmother's heart melt.

by BAPFITU September 23, 2020