Brotar King of the Brozone

A bro who is such a bro that he manages to keep the peace of the brozone layer at any expense to his brotocity. A true brodoski at the essence of the word.

Loves keystone light and xbox 360s just as much as Broseidon.

Chad's the brotar king of the brozone tonight, he finished all the keystones and is now playing black ops. What a brotar.

by The Bromang August 19, 2011

BRONTA

A word used to describe the state of ones anal sphincter while suffering a severe case of piles or sexually related anal aggravation. (As in Bronta-sore-arse)

"Thanks to my bulbous arse grapes I've got a severe bronta at the moment"

"I've got a bronta after all that uphill gardening last night!"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

Brotard

The opposite of a Broton, this guy is a bad influence of another guy, though age here is not an important factor. Thieves, gang members, and other thug types qualify.

Practically all the people your parents warned you about.

"That dude is bad news. He's a brotard."

by Sold Out Activist May 11, 2009

Bronar

A "bro" bonar, often caused by doing or seeing "bro" related things.

Bro 1: Dude, do you like my snapback?
Bro 2: Ya I do, if you couldn't tell from the raging bronar I've got right now

by Broseph Gordon Levitz October 24, 2011

Brontasorit Ret

Large Primate. Matches 7 across on the sunday crossword puzzle.

Is that something like a Brontasorit Ret?

by karl S May 13, 2005

Brotard

A "special" or strange person that considers you a close freind even if you just met.

That guy just told me I am his best friend and I never met him before.
My Friend: He must be your brotard.

by zippythezigzag August 15, 2012

Brotarded

bro·tard·ed broh-tar-ded
–adj.
1. notably bad; horrible - That singer was brotarded!
2. violently drunk; disagreeable drunk - Ted gets brotarded when he drinks.
3. used for consoling others through sympathy - oh, that's brotarded!

Frank: John drank too much and was totally brotarded last night. He really needs to get his life under control
Tom: Yeah man, sounds like a bad night
Frank: Yeah, it was utterly brotarded...

by Box-Monkey April 29, 2010