Cincinnati Binoculars

A sexual act wherein a male copulates anally with a female partner, withdraws his penis (now partially coated with fecal matter) and rubs the tip and shaft on the nipples of his partner. The male then grabs the breasts of his partner and pushes them together and places one of the nipples over each of his eyes, mimicking the act of looking through a pair of binoculars.

"Got me a bad case of pink eye this morning. I'm betting it's from the Cincinnati Binoculars I gave to Tiffany on Saturday night!"

by MisterSneeg May 17, 2018

Binoculars

British term for eyeglasses.

Hyacinth:"Richard please put on your binoculars so you can read the road signs."

by Speedyg18 April 9, 2009

The Binoculars

Famous building in Los Angeles, California, specifically the Chiarat-Day Building, shaped to resemble a pair of binoculars. No kidding, this actually does exist!

Fred, let's take a shortcut around The Binoculars, and then we'll go to the Strip.

by pentozali June 26, 2006

Cyber Binoculars

An online device that allows you to get a closer look at someone without them knowing about it. The ultimate people watching device. Examples: Facebook, Twitter....

Chick: "My ex is an asshole but I cant help it...I have to bust out my cyber binoculars and stalk his Facebook page!"

by JustinDeever October 4, 2010

Baenoculars

Baenoculars (n) bahy-nok-yuh-ler(s)
When one places his hands to his eyes as tunnels to assist him in the search for "Bae" (see Bae)
Can also be used with one hand to make a "baescope" if one had lost a hand in Nam.

"Dude is Eddie with that girl from the smoothie shop across the street?! Yeah man, he saw her using his baenoculars and they've been inseparable since"

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"Yo tee, what are you doing?"
"I just spotted a 10 pointer with my baenoculars."

by evil lemon July 9, 2014

One hand on the binoculars

A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.

Hey girl, I saw you across the street yesterday!

Yeah - with one hand on the binoculars!

by Bobstafarian June 22, 2010

Binoculars

The act of positioning one testicle on each of your partner's eyes.

I gave christie some binoculars last night.

by Ryan November 10, 2003