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bronacular

1. if something is exceedingly bro-awesome, as to be "spectacular"... only douchier

2. the vernacular of a bro, yo
1. "you saw I Love You, Man, right? friggin' bronacular to the max."

2. the young man attempted to give the elderly man directions, but his bronacular rendered him incomprehensible. the old man walked away wondering why on earth he was referred to as a "brah" ("i am NOT a woman's undergarment??" he exclaimed).
by shancellor August 1, 2009
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brotacular

An amalgamation of bro and spectacular, refering specifically to the special way in which a bro is performing said duties. This creates a hierarchy which differentiates between the average bro and the accentuated BROoooh (sometimes refered to in certain regions as Dudebros) Usually the cause celebre for such an action requires an extreme level of broness exhibited and results in the immediate promotion of the bro to a higher, exalted level of bros known as brodom. For something to have been acknowledged as brotacular, the incident must involve the use of the word 'bro' at least 100 times, and a panel of bros must all come to a brocision in order for the event to be recognized.
Bro Judge #1: Well my bros, i've never seen such dedication to the cause of 'broing' in my entire life.
Bro Judge #2: SImply incredible. I never thought i'd hear the glorious word used more than 100 times in one sentence. Simply Brotacular.
Bro Judge #3: Send him the standard issue birkenstocks and polo t's. One of the best displays of brocabulary i've ever seen. *raises his glass*
All: ANOTHER BRO!
by His Broness January 24, 2008
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Bronoculars

Binoculars used to see your bros from afar.
A simple combination of bro+binoculars.
Hey man, I think I see Troy across the stadium. Let me see your bronoculars to check if its him!
by DEZDED April 26, 2011
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brocabulary

part of bromanculture, vocabulary spoken from one bro to another, with emphasis on bronunciation.
An emphasis should be put on expanding one's brocabulary at every opportunity.

Bro-ing Out - Akin to a bro's version of "Girls Night Out", but with less kissing and boob-grabbing.

Brode - Bro Code. "If bro_#1 wants to date bro_#2's ex, he is obligated to ask. Bro_#2 is then in turn obligated to say Yes."

Bromosexual - A bro that is also a chick, and therefore bang-able.

Broner - Over-excitement for any bro-ing out activity. "Eddie popped a total broner when Jimmy rented out the Laser-tag pavillion..."

Bronoculars - A safety devise used to counteract another Bro's Beer Goggles. "If it weren't for my bronoculars, Harry would have rumped a total ugmo!"

The P-L-Bro - A group of bros occupying the same brocation as your brommunity.

Quid Pro Bro - A more or less equal exchange of goods or services between bros. "You can borrow my bike, but I get to tag your sister, Jenny."

Brophylactic - An agent, device, or measure that protects a bro from unwanted contact. "Don't be a ding-dong, cover your schling-schlong."
by E Cajones (_i_) May 12, 2007
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Brocabulary

The type of language a male, generally from 16-30, would use around other male friends of similar values as opposed to when in a formal setting or around older adults.
Jon used his brocabulary when around his friends, but around his ultra-conservative parents, he refrained from cuss words and inappropriate subjects.
by coogsfortierone October 13, 2009
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Brojaculation

When a man achieves such an intense broner, he ejaculates. All instances of brojaculation occur when two or more men are doing or viewing something incredibly manly together. This is the most extreme form of bromance, typically only achieved when the guilty party member is, in fact, homosexual.

Typically followed up with:

"Ahh man, now you're all wet!"

or, "Dude, lick that shit dry!"
Potentially Gay Party Member: "Watching A-Rod hit that homer caused me to achieve brojaculation!"

Obviously Straight Friend: "I only achieved a half mast broner."

PGPM: "Oh yeah, me too! I was just kidding *shifty eyes*

OBF: "Sure you were Enrique, sure you were. I think I'm gonna go like sleep on my back with like 5 pairs of tight/impenetrable underwear "
by Their Pseudonym November 25, 2009
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bonucular

Very fat and large human
1. Mom, your only partially bonucular
2. If you eat all day, you will become bonucular.
by WorldClassMyAss June 5, 2019
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