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Broke the Internet

Often assumed by people who have weak knowledge of modern technology and/or the internets. Sometimes used by people who do have knowledge of the internets to make fun of those who do not.
Old Man: Lets book our holiday online Ethel
Old Woman: *types*
Old Man: Oh no, looks like you broke the internet!
Ethel (Previously Old Woman): Oh noes!

Young Man: lol
by PoHoFoSho February 19, 2010
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info broker

Girl 1:That guy is so weird.He knows everything about me that I've ever posted and even some personal stuff.
Girl 2:OMG how did he do that?
Girl 1:He's an info broker.
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl 1:Basically a stalker
Girl 2: Oh creepy
Girl 1: I know right!
by Anonmami5225 February 2, 2017
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investment broker

A businessman whose purpose is to make you go broke with his investments.
I could go broke just by practicing unwise spending; why should I pay an investment broker to accomplish this for me???
by QuacksO October 12, 2018
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Insurance Broker

Colloquial term for a significant amount of sluts.
No guys not regular brokers, it’s insurance brokers!
by Johndoeismyname November 19, 2022
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independently broke

When you have enough money not to work, but have a minimal budget.
A: “I have achieved financial independence!”
B: “ Yeah, independently broke. Enjoy your ramen noodles.”
by Balls2Wall August 11, 2024
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