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brogressive house

House music for the bros and bro-hos, typically at large music festivals/carnivals. "The music that has an epic build up, and then drops into a little dinky beat"
Brogressive House: MOTHER FUCKIN ANIMALS! do dododododo do do do, do dododododo do do do,
by subatomicrabbit December 19, 2013
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Brogressive

Typically used in reference to straight, cisgender, white, privileged men who self identify as progressive. Brogressives will likely never by affected by discrimination and often make insensitive jokes and write them off as not being true to their beliefs.

Brogressives love to talk about how wrong inequalities are but will never bother to do anything about it. In many cases brogressives are fuckboys that pay serves to their morals by discussing progressive ideas. They also live to act as if they know more about about any topic relating to politics or inequalities than anyone else in the room.
Less Brogressives are being elected as women and people of color started running for office more.
by FuckDT June 29, 2018
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Brogressor

Someone who is being aggressive towards a bro.
Brogressor: you wanna fight bro!?

Bro: what'd you say!?

Bro #2: back off you brogressor
by michaelrulesyou May 2, 2013
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boringness

when something is boring or someone is boring
if i didnt talk and you didnt talk then it would be boringness
by emmalouise January 5, 2006
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Broness

A word used when cunsulting another one bro. It is used most often as a question. More commonly a way of greeting another bro. Stipulation on use include being a bro. See how to be a bro for more information. You can not become a bro you must be born one.
Ex. 1 One bro picks another bro up in his red truck. Conversation, "Broness...?" Response motion to rock! Follow by acknowledgement restatement of "Broness".
Ex. Ditching stuff. When about to ditch items in random place it becomes necessary to ask for the permision to do so from another one bro i.e. Lifting object about to be thrown Convs. "broness...?"Once again in the question format, and "broness" as assurance to again participate in the activity. Note: in this situation broness is not capitalized.
by Alex October 9, 2004
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Broness

A state of close, unbreakable brotherhood. Such a state requires time, effort, trust and honesty to be fully established.
Broness, I just secured 10 million dollars from my series A round.
by jana :) July 2, 2019
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Bigness

Where something is huge
Bigness is my middle name
by BIGGS BRUDDAH November 9, 2019
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