bitch-bragging

Pretending to complain about something to disguise the fact that you are actually bragging about something else.

Travis was complaining yesterday that his wife recently ran up a $4,000 bill at Target. When he asked her what she bought, she told him they needed new clothes for their trip to Tahiti next month. He was totally bitch-bragging about how rich they are.

by neilldoe April 9, 2015

victim bragging

Bragging about/feeling superior due to one’s victim status/shitty situation, often times while exaggerating the extent of one’s victim-ness

“I only got six hours of sleep last night, I’m so tired”
“Omg you’re tired? I only got two hours last night and three the night before! Yet here I am anyway”
“Dude, quit victim bragging. We can both be tired”

by peanutmilk March 5, 2019

bragging

To keep saying about something that your proud of.

tom 'yeh i got with sarah last night'
fred ' yeh stop bragging'

by kurt blythman March 7, 2007

blogging

Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

usually occurs after a person purchases or attains access to a computer but before they learn anything about writing.

by hex September 15, 2005

BraggingBaggage

A BraggingBaggage is a fag who loves to stick big things, preferably dicks into there mouths.
They are usually amazing though, and cute so who cares really.

Jordan: "Omg i luv the cock in my mouth omg~*"
Julia:"Omg ur such a BraggingBaggage, Jordan."

by Jordundundundun July 6, 2008

Bogging hour

4 am in the morning when the bog attacks.

the girls waited anxiously around the campfire for bogging hour to end

by Olga Treacle October 28, 2021

Side-door bragging

Using one awesome thing you've done as a way to explain something else awesome you've done, sneaking a second brag in through the side door.

Douche: "This party is the most fun I've had since that time we were in Jamaica.

Friend: "Hey, we get it, you went to Jamaica; stop side-door bragging about it."

by Cecilemagne April 27, 2011