Brodinger's Cunt

A cock experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, in which a semi erect penis is inserted in the direction of female genitalia, but for whatever reason it cannot be determined whether the penis has actually entered the vagina, or whether it is merely wedged between the purgatory that is the butt cheek - vagina junction. Until it is observed, the penetration is both occurring and not occurring at the same time, a state commonly referred to as cocktum superposition.

I was so drunk last night, I wasn't sure if it was in for five minutes! It was a real Brodinger's Cunt.

by TheeSpanishJ March 3, 2018

brodiguard

A brodiguard is a good friend who doubles as a grenade shield. Brodiguards typically move in large packs, loiter around fitness facilities and consume protein shakes and steroids exclusively. Brodiguards will fend off unsightly women to protect their bros at any cost; even if it could be detrimental to their own health and well-being. True brodiguards know a wide variety of efficient "bro-guarding" techniques that allow bros to escape the promiximity of unattrative women in a quick, efficient manner. The brosdiguard slogan is "Bros 4 Eva- Fugly hoes for Neva- Bretherens"

Dude, you're the best brodiguard ever... don't know how I wouldda have gotten rid of that toothless whale without you.

by Lewis2012 October 21, 2013

Brigger

A black brother

Tyrone: "Yo Jamal you my brigger"

by Superdry 65 November 28, 2019

brödinger

Someone who could either be a bro or chick, but you don't know till you sleep with them

Justin Beiber.... oh wait, its a chick.

Dude #1: Yo look at that weird ass chick doing the keg stand
Dude #2: Nah man, that's no chick!
Dude #1: Oh shit! Its a brödinger... I hope there's a live pussy in the box.

by BohredAsHell April 26, 2011

Briggers

Mr brigdon.
He looks a little like a suspicious goat.

"Briggers, milking time!"
"MMMMMMMAAAAAHH"

by GirlSkater February 12, 2004

Brigger

Someone who comes from Bamber Bridge in Preston, Lancashire. A true Brigger was actually born there.

We went to Bamber Bridge for a night out and met some awesome people. Them there Briggers sure know how to Party!

by Br16ger D November 5, 2020

brodgers

A term used to describe a man who has a gigantic penis and is absolutely hilarious.

Either that guy has a roll of quarters in his pocket, or he's a brodgers.

by CarlMarks February 3, 2010