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soggy brocolli

the weakest of weak, somebody who continually lets the side down by having a lack of balls. similar to a wet lettuce.. but worse!
Adam: Jake didnt shag that drunken slut last night, what a soggy brocolli!!

John: He is fairly soggy brocolli like, he should grow some balls and use his cock.
by fairly john wright April 27, 2008
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brocolini

The term broccolini is used to describe anyone who, through their opinions, have become the natural enemy of the Boy Cunt Crew. A brocolini is young and confident and does not hold back when expressing their feelings on any subject, which of course is why their are the natural prey of the Boy Cunt Crew
Did you hear them express their opinions? Yeah, what a brocolini!
by Kung Of The Duckheads March 11, 2019
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just eat your carrots and broccolli

used instead of the phrases

1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,

2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.

3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason

4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.
by Uncle Dimma October 29, 2012
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i smoke brocoli

" told the doctor i'm a healthy kid i smoke brocoli".

-Kodak Black 😈
by my cute ass 😍😍✨ January 7, 2017
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bagel with cheese and brocoli

a girl who has an infection also known as crabs in her vagina or hairy toto!
damn! that girl had some severe bagel with cheese and brocoli and cheese i was like you need to get to stepping with that nasty hairy toto
by chongaaa- cumrizninimilayaz September 24, 2011
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Large Brocolied

When you step in a pile of dog shit. Or when you are raped by a horse.
Tom:Ha you just were large brocolied!
Richie:God damnit!
by Jigga Man Pimp December 20, 2004
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brocoli looking dick

A tiny little penis cover with a lot of hair. The dick might be lost in that little jungle.
I don't want to see your brocoli looking dick. I might need a magnifying glass.
by Lovemariapop April 1, 2015
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